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Post by eddyp on Aug 14, 2009 15:45:23 GMT 8
It should be "See Me Not!!" lah will try lah ... All post no action.... Your tagline should be [Put Name Put Place Dun Put Me]??
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Post by eddyp on Aug 13, 2009 11:57:57 GMT 8
Hi bro 0780,
Then that night fill up your bear tummy lah, which may solve the problem. Yeah!!
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Post by eddyp on Aug 10, 2009 22:30:59 GMT 8
Date: Friday 21 Aug 2009 Time: 7pm Location: Kallang KFC, Carpark Post Meetup Activities: Punggol (For those interested)
1) Bernard 2) Eddyp 3) 4) 5) 6) 7) 8) 9) 10)
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Post by eddyp on Jul 29, 2009 14:14:51 GMT 8
nice and neat pics guys!! Great works!! Also thanks to the mods for the efforts!!
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Post by eddyp on Jul 24, 2009 19:06:20 GMT 8
Good idea bro!! Maybe can tloan the diver kits from our SUVEC bros, so that we can meet up.... we can meet up with gas mask on ....
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Post by eddyp on Jul 2, 2009 11:03:19 GMT 8
Making a baby. There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny. The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon..' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...' 'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.' 'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?' 'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat'. After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?' 'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.' 'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!' 'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.' 'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith. 'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.' 'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said. 'Oh, my God!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat. 'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.' 'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith. 'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look' 'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement. 'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.' Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?' 'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.' 'Tripod?' 'Oh yes, Ma'am.. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.' Mrs. Smith fainted
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Post by eddyp on Jul 2, 2009 10:30:11 GMT 8
A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address! A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived Date: October 16, 2008
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you can send emails.
I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!
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Post by eddyp on Jun 24, 2009 14:37:36 GMT 8
Hi, You really know how to makes me . eddy, Last trip very shiok leh. A pity u didn't join. Remy, post some photos here. I didn't take much.
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Post by eddyp on Jun 24, 2009 13:29:16 GMT 8
Hi icewolf, Is like that one lah....sales talk you first...then you wait long long finally!! You see light which is them....
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Post by eddyp on Jun 22, 2009 11:13:33 GMT 8
Yo icewolf,
Maybe you push not hard enough on your rig...lol... No hard feeling bro!!
Anyway, hope can find what is the main cause of it.
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Post by eddyp on Jun 18, 2009 8:52:19 GMT 8
Hear someone calling me??? Aiyah, got some commitment lah ....sure got other chances bro!! Why eddy did not join har?
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Post by eddyp on Jun 10, 2009 18:47:20 GMT 8
Thanks Bro!! done it for u already Bro eddyp...
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Post by eddyp on Jun 3, 2009 14:12:15 GMT 8
Sure bro, but I don't know where leh.
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Post by eddyp on Jun 1, 2009 11:12:30 GMT 8
Hi guys, do be careful when doing internet banking. Below is a real case in Singapore: Dear all, Last night at around 8:20 pm, I tried to log on to DBS internet banking. I clicked on my Favorites and I was brought to the website below. If you are a DBS i-banking user, you will readily notice that this website seems to be different as it is asking you for your DBS iB secure PIN right on the first page. Typically, you will only be asked for the DBS iB secure PIN after you have successfully keyed in your User ID and Password. In any case, since I did not suspect anything wrong, I keyed in the three numbers required. After I have entered the numbers, a new webpage appeared saying that I should wait for the SMS One Time Password (OTP). I waited for a few seconds and none came. That's when I suspected that something was wrong. So I called up DBS hotline and I was told that the website below is NOT their website. So DBS immediately cancelled my i-banking services and verified that none of my monies were transferred. When I used my home computer and my colleague's office computer this morning to log on to DBS again, thankfully I was brought to the right website. I think that either my office computer or DBS' website (or both) had been compromised. In any case, I sent DBS a print-screen copy of the website as well as details of the URL. They said they will investigate. The customer service officer said that there are some cases similar to mine that have been reported to them previously. Here is the fake DBS website looks like:
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Post by eddyp on May 14, 2009 10:30:55 GMT 8
See lah....no need to disguise also can survive in the public with police around. Exactly, was wondering where I see this fella before. I think he need helper, he don't even have time to fill up the chilli bottle. I have to wait for 10 mins in the end.
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Post by eddyp on May 14, 2009 10:26:56 GMT 8
of course!! Ramni Burger hmmm ... no wonder that guy looks familiar to me ... i could have won kopi $$$ from gahment if it was me who gave the tip off ... sigh ... but the burger tasted good ...
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Post by eddyp on May 13, 2009 16:07:51 GMT 8
Can't eat pork, Swine flu... Can't eat chicken, Bird flu. Can't eat Beef, Mad cow.... Can't eat eggs, Salmonella. Can't eat fish, heavy metal poisons in their waters. Can't eat fruits and veggies, insecticides and herbicides. Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!! M M M M M M M M M M M I believe that leaves Chocolate and ice cream!!!!!!!! Remember - - - 'STRESSED' spelled backwards! is 'DESSERTS'
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Post by eddyp on May 12, 2009 11:25:36 GMT 8
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Post by eddyp on Apr 23, 2009 8:24:03 GMT 8
Yo 0780,
Still need you leh for the offroad bro!!
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Post by eddyp on Apr 21, 2009 15:27:19 GMT 8
No lah...no inch at all...haahaahaa I thot 8"
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Post by eddyp on Apr 20, 2009 12:00:30 GMT 8
Paisay....Kit71 is correct, its my mistake. Bigger tyre u go, the FC will be higher. Bro, U wrong lah. FC will go higher, not lower.
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Post by eddyp on Apr 17, 2009 0:22:01 GMT 8
Hi icewolf,
1 more thing you need to note. The bigger inch your tyre that you're getting the FC will go even lower. It means you'll have to top up your fuel tank more often....haahaahaa.
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Post by eddyp on Apr 17, 2009 0:18:27 GMT 8
Hi guys,
Althought Sportage is slightly heavy, but when come to high speed long distance driving. You'll appreciate the stability of this rig.
Another real story (Lead actor: my sportage): My sportage got an accident in JE Central MSCP with a Mazada323. The Mazada323 did not check rear and did a fast reverse parking and guess what. That Mazad323 whack to my front sportage.
To my surprise, mine only a small dent of $1 coin, while the Mazada323 both front passenger whole door and front left wheel fender are badly damage (easily cost abt $800 - $1200 to repair).
The Mazada323 driver saw his damage car, he shaked his head. But once he saw mine, he fainted (how come only so small dent).
Sportage really shown its quality of toughness.
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Post by eddyp on Apr 17, 2009 0:06:06 GMT 8
Yo icewolf, Yep, Kit71 is right. It cost me only S$950 @ AMK. Yes, I did my lift of 2" higher and 9mm wider on my front wheels (to prevent wheel lock rubbing). Using spacer, best of all it can take out and sell/transfer to another sportage.. If you're keen, call me at 93384963. lifting is about SGD1K let me know if you are keen ... my no is 9176 1001 we can do it together and maybe can nego for better price ... but beware of jealous eyes, flamings and being STOMP!!! okie okie will let u noe again...
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Post by eddyp on Apr 2, 2009 11:21:48 GMT 8
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