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Post by eddyp on Oct 15, 2010 21:05:28 GMT 8
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Post by eddyp on Oct 15, 2010 0:35:19 GMT 8
Yo deavenger, You can go to www.mancando.com, they actually import korean car accessories. Enjoy your new ride dude.
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Post by eddyp on Sept 30, 2010 9:47:44 GMT 8
A woman was having a passionate affair with an Irish inspector from a pest-control company.. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. 'Quick,' said the woman to the lover, 'into the closet!' and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.. 'Who are you?' he asked him.. 'I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,' said the exterminator. 'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked.. 'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,' the man replied. 'And where are your clothes?' asked the husband. The man looked down at himself and said, 'Those little bastards!'..
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Post by eddyp on Sept 30, 2010 9:46:05 GMT 8
yo ajak,
Welcome bro!!
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Post by eddyp on Sept 24, 2010 21:32:10 GMT 8
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Post by eddyp on Sept 24, 2010 20:53:12 GMT 8
Yo,
I'm driving 2007 Sportage, so far I'm happy with it. Also it brought me alot of good memories, especialy off-roading (Thanks to the pioneer Sportage owners who had shown me the way).
So far been with me coming to 4 yrs, still going well.
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Post by eddyp on Sept 24, 2010 20:48:08 GMT 8
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Post by eddyp on Sept 9, 2010 11:16:20 GMT 8
To, Lina Tan 45, Balmoral Avenue Sub: Offer of love! Dearest Ms Lina, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 20th of October (Thursday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 19th of Oct. at 1500hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer. Wish you all the best! Thanking you in anticipation, Yours sincerely, HR Manager
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Post by eddyp on Sept 9, 2010 11:15:11 GMT 8
The Magical Invisible Underwear Scroll Down | v | v | v | v | v | v | v | v I Told u it's Invisible.... What else were u Expecting? ? Hmmmm???
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Post by eddyp on Sept 9, 2010 11:14:15 GMT 8
Women Friends chatting in office.
Woman 1: I had sex last night, did you? Woman 2: Yes. Woman 1: Was it good? Woman 2: No, it was a disaster... My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours? Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We then had an hour long session of fantastic sex and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work. Husband 1: You wanted sex last night, how was it? Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, screwed my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about you? Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light up those f@cking candles all over the house! I was so angry that I couldn't get it up for an hour and then I couldn't come for another hour. After I finally did, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!
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Post by eddyp on Sept 9, 2010 11:13:20 GMT 8
Read before u getting into the picture... Apparently, this advertisement has created quite a buzz in Europe. Thought you might appreciate the subtlety of this ad, done by a Brazilian ad agency, for a lubricating gel. They were trying to come up with an ad that is not offensive or tasteless. The picture looks completely innocent until you notice the details... Understood the ad... ? No? Scroll down The missing pole at centre of the photo says it all.
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Post by eddyp on Aug 23, 2010 11:50:41 GMT 8
OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old man Mushtaq was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam in Lahore. The doctor gave Mushtaq a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The next day the 85-year-old Mushtaq reappeared at the doctor's clinic and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the Mushtaq explained, 'Well, doctor saab, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. 'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. 'We even called up Big Abida, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.' The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbour?' Mushtaq replied, 'You see, none of us could get the jar open.'
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Post by eddyp on Aug 23, 2010 11:49:28 GMT 8
Yo luffs,
Well, that's how things going over here.....
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Post by eddyp on Aug 4, 2010 22:41:36 GMT 8
Looks nice in town, but still prefer the previous design....
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Post by eddyp on Aug 4, 2010 22:39:40 GMT 8
Yo luffs, If you're really keen to go offroading....take alook at www.suvec.org.
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Post by eddyp on Jul 30, 2010 1:32:17 GMT 8
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Post by eddyp on Jul 17, 2010 0:21:01 GMT 8
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Post by eddyp on May 28, 2010 23:47:47 GMT 8
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter." Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man. God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line? V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."
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Post by eddyp on May 28, 2010 23:28:16 GMT 8
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
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Post by eddyp on May 28, 2010 23:22:48 GMT 8
Hi guys,
Below is a friend of mine in India:
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Dear All, An incident experienced at Vadinar by one of our employees in the recent past is narrated below for your information and care . I cannot stop myself from sharing this with all of you. It's all started when I received a call from someone claiming that he was from my mobile service provider and he asked me to shutdown my phone for 2 hours for 3G update to take place. As I was rushing for a meeting, I did not question and shutdown my cell phone. After 45 minutes I felt very suspicious since the caller did not even introduce his name. I quickly turned on my cell phone and I received several calls from my family members and the others were from the number that had called me earlier - 3954380. I called my parents and I was shocked that they sounded very worried asking me whether I am safe. My parents told me that they had received a call from someone claiming that they had me with them and asking for money to let me free. The call was so real and my parents even heard 'my voice' crying out loud asking for help. My parent was at the bank waiting for next call to proceed for money transfer. I told my parents that I am safe and asked them to lodge a police report. Right after that I received another call from the guy asking me to shutdown my cell phone for another 1 hour which I refused to do and hung up. They keep calling my cell phone until the battery had run down. I myself lodged a police report and I was informed by the officer that there were many such scams reported. MOST of the cases reported that the victim had already transferred the money! And it is Impossible to get back the money. Be careful as this kind of scam might happen to any of us!!! Those guys are so professional and very convincing during calls. If you are asked to shut down your cell phone for updates by the service provider, ASK AROUND! Your family or friends might receive the same call. Be Safe and Stay Alert! Please pass around to your family and friends!
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Post by eddyp on May 12, 2010 20:58:17 GMT 8
Crazy Laws of Some Countries
Penal Code 6260, California State Vehicle Act, Chapter XVIII, Paragrapf 187, reads: It is a misdemeanor to shoot any kind of game bird or mammal--except a whale, from an automobile or an airplane. Ordinance No. 16 of Columbus, Mont. provides that; Any person who shall not lift his hat to the Mayor as he passes him in the street, will be guilty of a misdemeanor. Boys are prohibited from throwing snowballs at trees within the city limits of Mt. Pulaski, Ill., according to Section 37 of the Revised Ordinances of that city. All Wisconsin boarding houses clubs, hotels and restaurants must serve with every meal sold at twenty-five cents or more, not less than two-thirds of an ounce of cheese. Connecticut General Statutes provides for the punishment by fine or imprisonment for the "Enticing of a neighbor's bees". The Revised Statutes of Kansas, 1923, state: It shall be unlawful for any person to exhibit in a public way within the State of Kansas, any sort of exhibition that consists of the eating or pretending to eat of snakes, lizaeds, scorpions, centipedes, tarantulas, or other reptiles. The State Housing Act of California, Sec. 74 reads: No horse, cow, calf, swine, sheep, goat, mule, or other animal, chicken, pigeon, goose, duck, or other poultry shall be kept in any apartment house or hotel or any part thereof. In Alderson W.Va, an ordinance states: No lions shall be allowed to run wild on the streets of this city. This is the law in Kansas: When two trains approach each other at a crossing, they shall both come to a complete stop, and neither shall start up until the other has gone. In 1907, Michigan passed a law which reads: An act to provide for the lawful taking of suckers, mullet, dogfish, and lawyers from the Sturgeon River
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Post by eddyp on Apr 16, 2010 9:14:09 GMT 8
A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions: 1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T". 2. How many seconds are there in a year? The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered... 1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow. 2. There are 12 seconds in a year. Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?" The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc...." Saint Peter lets him in without another word.
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Post by eddyp on Apr 16, 2010 9:10:53 GMT 8
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