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Post by Lao Beng on Oct 25, 2010 16:03:56 GMT 8
Bro nakshire had posted.
A boy came home and saw his mother...
Mother: Son, how was school today?
Son: I had sex with my teacher and scored an A for my art.
Mother: holy, how can you do such a thing? let me bring you to your dad.
****************** So off they went to see the father.
Father: What happened, son?
Son: I f*cked my teacher and I got an A for art.
Father: Awesomeness! this is what I call my son! you did it an such a young age, and I'm so proud of you. You are even better than I am when I was younger! C'mon son, what do you want for reward?
Son: err.. I want..
Father: .... I know you always liked bicycle. Let me get you one!
*** and off they went to a bicycle shop and his father bought him a nice red bike.
Father: ride on it back home son, i'm so proud of you, aren't you proud of your new bike too?
Son: But my ass still hurts.
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nakshire
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Post by nakshire on Oct 25, 2010 18:22:50 GMT 8
i really wonder whether he really wants the bike... he may need some medication!!
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Post by guardian on Oct 26, 2010 12:19:52 GMT 8
Bro eddyp had posted.
A woman was having a passionate affair with an Irish inspector from a pest-control company.. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
'Quick,' said the woman to the lover, 'into the closet!' and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.
The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet..
'Who are you?' he asked him..
'I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,' said the exterminator.
'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked..
'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,' the man replied.
'And where are your clothes?' asked the husband.
The man looked down at himself and said, 'Those little bastards!'..
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Post by guardian on Oct 26, 2010 12:23:24 GMT 8
Bro eddyp had posted.
A woman was having a passionate affair with an Irish inspector from a pest-control company.. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
'Quick,' said the woman to the lover, 'into the closet!' and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.
The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet..
'Who are you?' he asked him..
'I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,' said the exterminator.
'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked..
'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,' the man replied.
'And where are your clothes?' asked the husband.
The man looked down at himself and said, 'Those little bastards!'..
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Post by Lao Beng on Oct 26, 2010 16:20:29 GMT 8
plan in the ass ha ha ha
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Post by guardian on Oct 26, 2010 16:21:17 GMT 8
There was this case in a hospital's intensive care ward where patients always died in the same bed and always on Friday mornings, regardless of their medical conditions.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had to do with the supernatural. So the doctors decided to go down to that particular ward to investigate the cause.
Come Friday morning, everyone at the hospital ward nervously waited for the terrible phenomenon to occur again. Some held wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil....
As the time approached, their hearts began beating anxiously, and with every beat of the clock, everyone held their breath........ .... Then Ah Soh, the part-time Friday cleaner, came into the room and unplugged the life support system so that she could use the vacuum cleaner.
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Post by Lao Beng on Oct 26, 2010 16:28:49 GMT 8
win lo There was this case in a hospital's intensive care ward where patients always died in the same bed and always on Friday mornings, regardless of their medical conditions. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had to do with the supernatural. So the doctors decided to go down to that particular ward to investigate the cause. Come Friday morning, everyone at the hospital ward nervously waited for the terrible phenomenon to occur again. Some held wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil.... As the time approached, their hearts began beating anxiously, and with every beat of the clock, everyone held their breath........ .... Then Ah Soh, the part-time Friday cleaner, came into the room and unplugged the life support system so that she could use the vacuum cleaner.
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Post by numo on Oct 29, 2010 10:46:50 GMT 8
Since it's Friday, here's a laugh to welcome the weekend.
A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse,"he mumbles from behind his mask, "Are my testicles black?"Embarrassed, the young nurse replies," I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet." He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says, "There's nothing wrong with them!" Finally the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, "That was very nice but, are... my... test...results... back?"
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Post by Lao Beng on Oct 29, 2010 11:13:09 GMT 8
Since it's Friday, here's a laugh to welcome the weekend. A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse,"he mumbles from behind his mask, "Are my testicles black?"Embarrassed, the young nurse replies," I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet." He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says, "There's nothing wrong with them!" Finally the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, "That was very nice but, are... my... test...results... back?" ok ok who want to try ha ha ha DIY
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Post by guardian on Nov 1, 2010 15:09:25 GMT 8
What's the difference between ang-mor and Hokkien fairy tales?
Ang-mor fairy tales begin with: "Once upon a time..."
Hokkien fairy tales begin with: "Lim Peh ka li kong..."
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