nakshire
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Post by nakshire on Sept 9, 2010 12:46:31 GMT 8
to add on to eddyp's boliao-ness, let me start a new thread with a joke that I recalled reading from somewhere...
A boy came home and saw his mother...
Mother: Son, how was school today?
Son: I had sex with my teacher and scored an A for my art.
Mother: holy, how can you do such a thing? let me bring you to your dad.
****************** So off they went to see the father.
Father: What happened, son?
Son: I f*cked my teacher and I got an A for art.
Father: Awesomeness! this is what I call my son! you did it an such a young age, and I'm so proud of you. You are even better than I am when I was younger! C'mon son, what do you want for reward?
Son: err.. I want..
Father: .... I know you always liked bicycle. Let me get you one!
*** and off they went to a bicycle shop and his father bought him a nice red bike.
Father: ride on it back home son, i'm so proud of you, aren't you proud of your new bike too?
Son: But my ass still hurts.
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eddyp
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Post by eddyp on Sept 24, 2010 20:48:08 GMT 8
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